I just found the most randomly weird thing.
If you go here and scroll down to post number 4 from someone named Bert Clanton, you'll see, in his signature, this quote:
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
What's weird about that?
It's attributed to someone with my name.
Now, I'm here to tell you that my name is not overly common. Yes, there are a handful of others with my name (my cousin and his son, for instance), but none that I would ever consider being quotable.
I'm now on a quest for more info!
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