I'm brave, daring, just and loyal.

I'm mindbogglingly busy at work lately, so no time for my usual brilliance. I did, however, swipe this from Eden.

Your Score: Gryffinpuff!

You scored 28% Slytherin, 12% Ravenclaw, 48% Gryffindor, and 44% Hufflepuff!

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart.

You might belong in Hufflepuff,

Where they are just and loyal

These patient Hufflepuffs are true

And unafraid of toil.

In this instance, it would be prudent for you to make your own decision between the two! After all, as wise Albus Dumbledore says, "It is our choices . . . that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

8 Things

I got tagged a while back for this 8 Things thing and am finally getting around to it. In a nutshell, I'm supposed to list 8 things you don't know about me, then tag 8 people to do it. It's much like the Friday Confessions I do every so often, but this is just 8. I'm just going to write it and say, if you wanna do it, do it!

1. I ran through a sliding glass door when I was seven years old, and have massive scars on my left leg (as well as a few random ones elsewhere on my body) to show for it.

2. I started wearing glasses in 7th grade. Started wearing contacts in 10th grade. Stopped wearing them both in 2001 (got Lasik!).

3. I drink lots and lots of water while at work -- probably somewhere around three liters.

4. I own every album (real vinyl album) KISS ever put out -- when they were wearing make-up. Yes, that includes the solo albums.

5. I'm in a Furniture Row commercial that's running right now. If you see a guy in a blue cap, khakis and a red Hawaiian shirt say, "Sometimes you gotta go forth and save," that's me. I didn't write it. I just got paid to be in it.

6. I love food. All of it. I am the least picky eater ever created. Gimme food and I'll love it. Except for anything made from avocado, including guac. Even then, it makes me sad that I don't like avocado so I try it at least once a year. Because I love food.

7. I can't sleep without some sort of white noise, preferably a fan. The fan soaks up all the random noises that would otherwise keep me awake.

8. I alphabetize things. CDs. DVDs. Books. I shoulda been a librarian.

I'm Ambidextrous!

I did a this some time ago (or one much like it), and the results this time around are pretty similar. Explains a lot about me. Particularly why I'm not a fan of sweeping generalizations about the Left or the Right.

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Just evil enough...

You Are 36% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Food & Travel -- What's better than that?

Paula tagged me on this fun food meme. Watch out, Fodor's!

1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. Include the city/state and country you're in.

Nicole (Sydney, Australia)
velverse (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)
LB (San Giovanni in Marignano, Italy)
Selba (Jakarta, Indonesia)
Olivia (London, England)
ML (Utah, USA)
Lotus (Toronto, Canada)
tanabata (Saitama, Japan)
Andi (Dallas [ish], Texas, United States)
Todd (Louisville, Kentucky, United States)
miss kendra (los angeles, california, u.s.a)
Jiggs Casey (Berkeley, CA, USA! USA! USA!)
Tits McGee (New England, USA)
Kat (Ontario, Canada)
Cheezy (London, England)
Paula (Orange County, California, U.S.)
Jeff (Colorado, USA)

2. List out your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location.

City Grille: Carnivore? Best burger, hands down. Used to be we loved it but just couldn't go because it was so damn smokey in there. But ever since they passed the smoking ban (I know, I know, they're infringing on our rights and the rights of business owners and I agree but I gotta admit it's nice to be able to go to our favorite restaurants now!!!!!!) we can go, and we love it. The original is downtown near the Capitol, so it gets a great mix of everyone from politicians to construction workers to CFOs to Dead Heads. They opened another location about 1/2 mile from our house, so we're in heaven.

Strings: Best contemporary Italian. I've only gone a couple times, because it's not a cheap night out, but man, the food is fantastic. The decor is a little dated -- a little too 80s -- but you quickly get over that when you take a bite of their bread.

Sushi Den: Best Japanese. Sushi in Denver? I know, a little odd for such a landlocked state, but our surprisingly high Japanese population has brought the tradition here and we're loving it. Sushi Den gets fresh shipments in every day, so sushi and sashimi lovers can eat and eat and eat. Plus, those looking for something on the cooked side have plenty of options too. But wowy wowy wow, it's deceptively expensive. You just keep marking off on the little sheets, and food keeps coming, and then you get the bill and fall over.

Beau Jo's Best pizza -- but only if you've gone skiing or boarding for the day and then hit the original location in Idaho Springs on the way down from the hill. That's when it tastes like the best pizza ever created. Plus, there's something about the crust. They give you honey, with which you drench the crust, and it's a heavenly dessert.

Le Central: Wonderful (and wonderfully affordable) French restaurant. Sunday brunch is the best time to go, because their Eggs Benedict (and a variety of variations) are scrumdillyumptious.

3. Tag 5 other people (preferably from other countries/states) and let them know they’ve been tagged.

David (Oregon, U.S.)
Jackson (Devon, G.B.)
Gekko (Arizona, U.S.)
Fringe (Texas, U.S.)
Lucy (Somewhere in the U.K.)

Interviewrama

Here are links to all the people I interviewed. Read 'em and learn!

Don
Jodie
Joe
Looney
O'Tim
Ole Blue
Paula
PJ

Here are the answers to my questions from Paticus, if you didn't see 'em before.

Rage

O'Tim tagged me, kinda, with this Rage thing. What I gathered was, I need to list 20 songs I'd like played on Rage radio. I must confess I didn't know much about Rage Radio, so I looked into it, and from what I can tell it's not a bunch of raging, angry songs, as I had assumed. But what got me interested in this thing was the idea of listing 20 raging, angry songs, so I'm doing it this way anyway because there ain't no meme police on the Internets.

Here are 20 songs that rage Kos-style. Most of you won't know these songs, but that's okay because not everyone can rage Kos-style. If you do, lemme know and we'll rage together a bit.

"Killing Time" by (hed) pe

"We Die Young" by Alice in Chains

"Bored" by the Deftones

"Minerva" by the Deftones

"One Step Closer by Linkin Park

"The Shortest Straw" by Metallica

"Creeping Death" by Metallica

"Whiplash" by Metallica

"Theme to a Fake Revolution" by Powerman 5000

"Landmine Spring" by Quicksand

"Freedom" by Rage Against the Machine

"Bullet in the Head" by Rage Against the Machine

"Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine

"Jesus Christ Pose" by Soundgarden

"Vicinity of Obscenity" by System of a Down

"Violent Pornography" by System of a Down

"Hooker With a Penis" by Tool

"Jerk-Off" by Tool

"Turn Me on Mr. Dead Man" by Union Underground

"Welcome to Planet Motherfucker/Psychotic Slag" by White Zombie

My Interview

UPDATE: DON'T FORGET, ONCE YOU ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ON YOUR BLOG, COME BACK HERE AND POST A COMMENT LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU'RE FINISHED!

Paticus has this interview thingie on his site, and I thought it looked interesting, so I asked him to interview me. He sent me five questions to answer. Here they are:

1. What is the best movie remake ?

Ooh, tough one right out of the gate. The Fly comes to mind. As does The Thing and Casino Royale. But in the end, I gotta go with Scarface, which most people don't realize was a remake of a 1932 film.

2. What is your ultimate meal ?

Homemade chicken pot pie and mashed potatoes. Strawberry shortcake for dessert.

3. You have been asked to change the colors of M&M's - What 5 colors do you make them ?

Kelly green, forest green, hunter green, lime green and chartreuse green.

4. Why do fools fall in love ?

Everyone needs a hand to hold onto. Don't need to be no strong hand, don't need to be no rich hand. Everyone just needs a hand to hold onto.

5. What is the best joke you have ever heard ?

Okay, I had put a joke here with a disclaimer saying it's horribly politically incorrect, but I just can't post it. If you want to hear it, email me. Instead, I'll put this one, which is a Gary Shandling slice of brilliance:

I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning."
He told me that means someone is talking about it.



Here are the rules if you want to keep it going:

Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions, and let me know that you answered. If you don't have a blog, but would still like to play, I can send you the questions, and you can answer 'em in the comments.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

iPod Meme

Found this meme here. Who is this person? No idea. But she has the same last name as me (fun with Google searching!). I'm doing this with my iPod, though I think it was originally done with iTunes (I don't everything on my iPod that's on my iTunes, but I'm at work and my iTunes is on my home 'puter).

Grab your iPod and tell me:

How many total songs?
12,830 songs, 100 days, 48.79 GB


Sort by song title - first and last?
'til Kingdom Come (Hidden Track), Coldplay
ZZ Top Goes to Egypt, Camper Van Beethoven


Sort by time - shortest and longest?
32 Flavors 2, Ani DiFranco, :04
Heaven 90210, Urge Overkill, 28:38


Sort by Album - first and last?
...And Justice for All, Metallica
Zero, Smashing Pumpkins


Sort by Artist - first and last?
(hed) pe
Zwan


Find 'sex', how many songs show up?
68


Find 'death', how many songs show up?
51


Find 'love', how many songs show up?
765


Current:
MF from Hell, The Datsuns

Ye Olde Meme

Stole this from Paticus.

1. What's your favorite color ? Green

2. Who's your favorite Beatle ? John

3. What's your favorite cooking spice ? Salt

4. What's your favorite book ? Lonesome Dove

5. Favorite explorer ? Neil Armstrong

6. Favorite post it note size ? 2" x 1.5"

7. Favorite Barbara Streisand movie ? Funny Lady

8. Favorite adjective ? Brilliant

9. Favorite car ? 1968 Mustang

10. Favorite Rat Packer ? The Voice/The Chairman of the Board/Ole Blue Eyes/Frank

11. Favorite Brat Packer ? Jud Nelson

12. Favorite Green Bay Packer ? Bart Starr

13. Favorite City ? San Francisco

14. Favorite song ? 10 Years Gone by Led Zeppelin

15. Favorite adhesive ? Scotch tape

16. Favorite ex of Liz Taylor's ? Richard Burton

17. Favorite Brady ? Jan

18. Favorite Christmas Carol ? O Holy Night

19. Favorite animated monkey ? Grape Ape

20. Favorite Writing Implement ? Pilot Dr. Grip Gel

21. Favorite soap ? Dial

22. Favorite vegetable ? Broccoli

23. Favorite superhero ? Batman

24. Favorite Brian Dennehey movie ? Silverado

25. Favorite prehistoric family ? The Marshall family from Land of the Lost

26. Favorite TV Show ? Of all time -- Twilight Zone. On TV right now -- Battlestar Galactica (new one, not old one)

27. Favorite movie villain ? Darth Vader

28. Favorite candy ? Kit Kat

29. Favorite movie ? On the Waterfront

30. Favorite berry ? Straw

31. Favorite breakfast cereal ? I cannot possibly answer this question, as A) Cereal is appropriate for any meal, any time of day, not just breakfast, and B) It's all about the appropriate cereal given the time and situation. I do loves me some Golden Grahams, though.

We interrupt this Movie Madness...

...for a Movie Meme! Thanks, Keera!

1. Name a movie you have seen more than 10 times.
Blazing Saddles. Dozens of times.

2. Name a movie you've seen multiple times in the theater.
Raiders of the Lost Ark. Must have gone five times when it came out originally, then again a couple times during re-releases.

3. Name an actor who would make you more inclined to see a movie.
John Turturro. That guy can do no wrong, as far as I'm concerned.

4. Name an actor who would make you less likely to see a movie.
Rob Schneider. I actually think he was occasionally funny on SNL, but if he's in a movie, I run screaming in the other direction.

5. Name a movie you can and do quote from.
Caddyshack. This was a total throw-a-dart-at-the-wall answer, because as many of you know I'm a movie-quote geek.

6. Name a movie musical in which you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.
Grease. This is because when I was growing up, my sisters watched it once a week.

7. Name a movie you have been known to sing along with.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. How can you not sing the Camelot song?

8. Name a movie you would recommend everyone see.
Unforgiven. I don't care if you don't like Westerns. I don't care if you don't like Clint Eastwood. This was a brilliant, brilliant movie.

9. Name a movie you own.
Oh, come on. I own hundreds. Um... Touch of Evil.

10. Name an actor who launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
Little Steven Van Zant. For those who don't know, he played guiter in Bruce Springsteen's E-Street Band, and he's been on the Sopranos since the beginning.

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?
Star Wars! I was eight years old. My dad picked me up and said, "Son, I'm going to take you to a movie that's going to change your life. Then we saw Star Wars at the Northside Drive-in in Lansing, Michigan. He was right. That movie made me want to make movies.

12. Ever made out in a movie?
NOYB.

13. Name a movie you keep meaning to see but you just haven't gotten around to yet.
Patton. I KNOW, I KNOW! GIMME A BREAK! WHAT'S YOURS?

14. Ever walked out of a movie?
Yes! Swordfish. Ugh. Even Halle Berry's upper-body nudity couldn't keep me in the theater.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
Awakenings.

16. Popcorn?
Yes!!!

17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?
I used to go to the theater 2-3 times a week. Now, with a 10-month-old at home, it's a rare, rare occasion. I still love the theater, though, and can't wait for the boy to be old enough so I can take him to movies.

18. What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
300

19. What's your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
None. I truly have no preference. I just love great films, no matter what the genre.

20. What's the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
Hmm... that's a tough one. My dad took me to see the Pink Panther Returns when I was about 6 years old, so maybe that one?

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?
Jaws 3-D

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
Mulholland Dr.

23. What is the scariest movie you've seen?
Seven

24. What is the funniest movie you've seen?
Blazing Saddles. I love comedies, and I've seen a gazillion that I think are hilarious, but I don't think anything will ever top Blazing Saddles for me.

A quick break from movies...

For books. Most everyone else has done this, including Dawn, Looney, Jen, Paula, Don and Mark, so I figured I would too because I'm a follower of coolness. The rules were: Take the list below, paste it into your own blog, put READ next to those you've read, WANT TO next to those you are interested in, AGAIN & AGAIN next to those you've read and can't stop, and leave blank those you don't care to read.

1. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown) READ (wish I'd just tried)
2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen) READ
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee) AGAIN & AGAIN
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell)
5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien) AGAIN & AGAIN
6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien) AGAIN & AGAIN
7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien) AGAIN & AGAIN
8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery)
9. Outlander (Diana Gabaldon)
10. A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry)
11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling) READ
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown)
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling) READ
14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving) READ
15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Rowling) READ
17. Fall on Your Knees(Ann-Marie MacDonald)
18. The Stand (Stephen King) READ
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Rowling) READ
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte) READ
21. The Hobbit (Tolkien) AGAIN & AGAIN
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger) AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) READ
24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams) AGAIN & AGAIN
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte) READ
28. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis) AGAIN & AGAIN
29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck) READ
30. Tuesdays with Morrie (Mitch Albom) READ
31. Dune (Frank Herbert) READ
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks) WANT TO
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand) WANT TO
34. 1984 (Orwell) AGAIN & AGAIN
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley)
36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
37. The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay)
38. I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb) WANT TO
39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho) WANT TO
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel)
42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom) READ
45. The Bible READ
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy) READ
47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas) READ
48. Angela's Ashes (Frank McCourt) WANT TO
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck) AGAIN & AGAIN
50. She's Come Undone (Wally Lamb) WANT TO
51. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens) READ
53. Ender's Game (Orson Scott Card)
54. Great Expectations (Dickens) READ
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald) AGAIN & AGAIN
56. The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence)
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling) READ
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough)
59. The Handmaid's Tale (Margaret Atwood)
60. The Time Traveller's Wife (Audrew Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky) READ
62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand) TRIED
63. War and Peace (Tolsoy) READ
64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice) AGAIN & AGAIN
65. Fifth Business (Robertson Davis)
66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez) AGAIN & AGAIN
67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller) WANT TO
69. Les Miserables (Hugo)
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
71. Bridget Jones' Diary (Fielding)
72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez) WANT TO
73. Shogun (James Clavell)
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje) WANT TO
75. The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett)
76. Tigana (Guy Gavriel Kay)
77. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith)
78. The World According To Garp (John Irving) READ
79. The Diviners (Margaret Laurence)
80. Charlotte's Web (E.B. White) READ
81. Not Wanted On The Voyage (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck) AGAIN & AGAIN
83. Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier)
84. Wizard's First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen)
86. Watership Down (Richard Adams) READ
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley) READ
88. The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields)
89. Blindness (Jose Saramago)
90. Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer)
91. In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (Golding) AGAIN & AGAIN
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum)
96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton) READ
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch)
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford)
99. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield)
100. Ulysses (James Joyce) READ

My two favorite "again & again" books of all time were not on here: Lonesome Dove and The Milagro Beanfield War

NOW GET BACK TO YOUR MOVIE PICKS!

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Is this me?

Everyone else has done it, so why not.

Mobilize This!

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

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Four!

Keera and Paula and Jen and Looney beat me to this.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Reporter
2. Window Salesman
3. Summer Camp Counselor
4. Bartender

Four movies I would watch over and over (and have):
1. Star Wars
2. Holy Grail
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Princess Bride

Four places I have lived:
1. Michigan
2. Georgia
3. Michigan
4. Colorado

Four TV shows I like to watch:
1. Lost
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. Heroes
4. Curb Your Enthusiasm

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Freeport
2. San Francisco
3. Vancouver
4. Akumal

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Pizza
2. Cereal
3. Chicken Pot Pie
4. Cheeseburger

Four of my favorite animals:
1. Dog
2. Gorilla
3. Porpoise
4. Elephant

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. San Francisco
2. Tuscany
3. Ireland
4. Costa Rica

You're nobody 'till somebody loves you.

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Putting me in my place.

You Belong in Amsterdam

A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam. Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).

What European City Do You Belong In?

I saw this at Keera's first, and since have seen it all over the blogosphere. Having never been to Amsterdam, I can't say whether it's accurate or not, but it sure sounds good to me.

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centenai di kosi

My 100 finally has 100.

centenai di kosi

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I'm a cow.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Earl Jeff the Bovine of Lower Beanthrop in the Hedge Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Pilfered from Cheezy and Joe.


UPDATE: I did it again with "Jeffrey," which is much more regal that Jeff, and I got:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Highness Jeffrey the Essential of Piddletrenthide Under Booth Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

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I talk good and got good knowledges.

Stolen from Paula.

Your Vocabulary Score: A

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.

How's Your Vocabulary?

You paid attention during 91% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good showhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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Loser? Nope.

Swiped from Cheezy, who's a much bigger loser than I.

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Soothing the Savage Beast

I stole this meme from pretty much everyone.

NAME UP TO THREE:

Song(s) That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
- "My Prerogative" by Bobby Brown
- "We Built This City" by the Starship
- “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” by Meatloaf

Musical artist(s) That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
- Blink 182
- Pet Shop Boys
- Motorhead

Rolling Stones Song(s) I Love
- "Sympathy for the Devil"
- "Gimme Shelter"
- "Bitch"

Beatles Song(s) I Love
- "Come Together"
- "Got to Get You Into My Life"
- "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Who Song(s) I Love
- "Substitute"
- "Baba O'Riley"
- "Behind Blue Eyes"

Dylan Song(s) I Love
- "Tangled Up in Blue" (NOT the Indigo Girls version)
- "Everybody Must Get Stoned"
- "Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You"

Reggae Songs I Love
- "Get Up, Stand Up" by Peter Tosh
- "Tomorrow People" by Ziggy Marley
- "One Love/People Get Ready" by Bob Marley

Country Song(s) I Love
- "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash
- "Crazy by Patsy Cline"
- "King of the Road" by Roger Miller

Movie Soundtrack(s) I Love
- Garden State
- Swingers
- High Fidelity

Cover Song(s) I Love
- "Mrs. Robinson" by the Lemonheads (originally by Simon & Garfunkle)
- "Voodoo Chile" by Stevie Ray Vaughan (originally by Jimi Hendrix)
- "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm (originally by Michael Jackson)
NOTE: Never heard another song by Alien Ant Farm that I liked

Contemporary Top-40 Artist(s) I Secretly Love
- Gnarls Barkley
- Five for Fighting
- Gorillaz


Song(s) That Bring Me To Tears
- "Crying" by Roy Orbison
- "I've Got Your Picture, She's Got You" by Patsy Cline
- "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You" by Led Zeppelin

Rap/Hip Hop Song(s) I Love
(this meme was so obviously written by a whitey, because rap and hip hop are not the same thing!)
- RAP: "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
- RAP: "Bring the Noise" by Public Enemy
- Hip Hop: Anything by the Gorillaz
- Hip Hop: "Let's Get Retarded" (aka Let's Get it Started) by the Black Eyed Peas

70s Disco Song(s) I Love
- "Get Down Tonight" by KC & the Sunshine Band
- "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees
- "Funkytown" by Lipps, Inc.

Novelty Song(s) I Love
- "Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground
- "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha" by Napoleon XIV
- "King Tut" by Steve Martin

Soul/R&B Songs I Love
- "At Last" by Etta James
- "Georgia on my Mind" by the late great Mr. Ray Charles
- "Tell Him" by Vonda Shepard

Power Ballad(s) I Love
- "The Ballad of Jane" by L.A. Guns
- "House of Pain" by Faster Pussycat
- "I Remember You" by Skid Row

Pre 1950s Song(s) I Love
- "All of Me" by Frank Sinatra
- "Oh, Lady be Good" by Ella Fitzgerald
- "(I Love You) For Sentimental Reasons" by Nat King Cole

Singer/Songwriter Songs I Love
- "Superman" by Five for Fighting
- "Don't Know Why" by Nora Jones
- "I Forget You Every Day" by Chris Whitley

Song(s) to Have Sex To
- Whatever

None of the Above Song(s) I Love
- "Ain't That a Kick in the Head" by Dean Martin
- "Burn One Down" by Ben Harper
- "Down Payment Blues" by AC/DC

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