I'm a cow.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Earl Jeff the Bovine of Lower Beanthrop in the Hedge Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Pilfered from Cheezy and Joe.


UPDATE: I did it again with "Jeffrey," which is much more regal that Jeff, and I got:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Highness Jeffrey the Essential of Piddletrenthide Under Booth Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

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