Monday, April 16, 2007

My Interview


Paticus has this interview thingie on his site, and I thought it looked interesting, so I asked him to interview me. He sent me five questions to answer. Here they are:

1. What is the best movie remake ?

Ooh, tough one right out of the gate. The Fly comes to mind. As does The Thing and Casino Royale. But in the end, I gotta go with Scarface, which most people don't realize was a remake of a 1932 film.

2. What is your ultimate meal ?

Homemade chicken pot pie and mashed potatoes. Strawberry shortcake for dessert.

3. You have been asked to change the colors of M&M's - What 5 colors do you make them ?

Kelly green, forest green, hunter green, lime green and chartreuse green.

4. Why do fools fall in love ?

Everyone needs a hand to hold onto. Don't need to be no strong hand, don't need to be no rich hand. Everyone just needs a hand to hold onto.

5. What is the best joke you have ever heard ?

Okay, I had put a joke here with a disclaimer saying it's horribly politically incorrect, but I just can't post it. If you want to hear it, email me. Instead, I'll put this one, which is a Gary Shandling slice of brilliance:

I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning."
He told me that means someone is talking about it.

Here are the rules if you want to keep it going:

Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions, and let me know that you answered. If you don't have a blog, but would still like to play, I can send you the questions, and you can answer 'em in the comments.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.


Don said...

Do me! Do me! I mean (ahem), humbly I consent to be interviewed.

Joe the Troll said...

You can interview me, if you like, and I want to hear the joke.

I knew that Scarface was a remake of the Paul Muni classic, BTW! My answer would have been very different, though.

Paula said...


And I want the joke. Now. (Please!)

Joe the Troll said...

BTW, speaking of "casino Royale", did you see this in the news over the weekend?

Jodie K said...

Hit me!

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

You can interview me! I have never been interviewed. Interrogated by girlfriends yes, but never interviewed. Oh, interrogated/interviewed by the NSA but that was for my clearance. ;-)

Looney said...

Interview me.

Boy, you've gotta come up with lotsa questions now :-)

Paticus said...

Good answers, sir.
I definitely want to hear the joke.

Jeff Kos said...

"Boy, you've gotta come up with lotsa questions now :-)"

Damn, what did I get myself into!

O' Tim said...

HA HA HA! Five more! Whoo hoo! Oh hell, just give us all the same ones - the varied answers to such will be tres cool.

Oh, and joke too, please.

Natsthename said...

I'm holding off, so maybe Paula or O'Tim or Joe can interview me. Spread the wealth!

PJ said...

I want to be interviewed. I'll put in a disclaimer that I might lie when answering, but I want to be interviewed.

Anonymous said...

Nice template. My ADD just exploded. You wanna go ride bikes?


Paula said...

Mine are up now! TMI city. But who cares, right?

PJ said...

I have in my possession a list of questions that Jeff developed especially for me, and I shall post said questions, along with my lies I mean responses, tomorrow on PJ's place, which is the name of my blog, and I'll expect you all to come read what I wrote, dammit.

That's all.

Joe the Troll said...

Mine's up. Where's my frigging joke?

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I answered da questions!

Looney said...

Okay, all done!!

Webmiztris said...

I'd totally buy those M&Ms. ;) my aunt works at M&Ms...I'll be sure to pitch your idea to her. LOL

Jodie K said...