UPDATE: DON'T FORGET, ONCE YOU ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ON YOUR BLOG, COME BACK HERE AND POST A COMMENT LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU'RE FINISHED!
Paticus has this interview thingie on his site, and I thought it looked interesting, so I asked him to interview me. He sent me five questions to answer. Here they are:
1. What is the best movie remake ?
Ooh, tough one right out of the gate. The Fly comes to mind. As does The Thing and Casino Royale. But in the end, I gotta go with Scarface, which most people don't realize was a remake of a 1932 film.
2. What is your ultimate meal ?
Homemade chicken pot pie and mashed potatoes. Strawberry shortcake for dessert.
3. You have been asked to change the colors of M&M's - What 5 colors do you make them ?
Kelly green, forest green, hunter green, lime green and chartreuse green.
4. Why do fools fall in love ?
Everyone needs a hand to hold onto. Don't need to be no strong hand, don't need to be no rich hand. Everyone just needs a hand to hold onto.
5. What is the best joke you have ever heard ?
Okay, I had put a joke here with a disclaimer saying it's horribly politically incorrect, but I just can't post it. If you want to hear it, email me. Instead, I'll put this one, which is a Gary Shandling slice of brilliance:
I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning."
He told me that means someone is talking about it.
Here are the rules if you want to keep it going:
Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions, and let me know that you answered. If you don't have a blog, but would still like to play, I can send you the questions, and you can answer 'em in the comments.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.