Friday, April 13, 2007
I shot and killed a bird with a BB gun when I was 12, and it made me cry. I went to a Lutheran school until 5th grade. I've owned 16 cars in 20 years. One of them was a 1984 Pontiac Fiero. It was PJ's before it was mine. I voted for Michael Dukakis. I can make my hiccups go away using nothing but pure will. I was in this movie with this actress. I've never seen it. My favorite temperature is 75˚ Farenheit. My favorite time of day is dusk. I can grow an impressively full beard in one week. I like McDonald's fries and Burger King's burgers. I love old martial arts flicks. I believe marijuana should be legalized, though I haven't smoked it in quite a long time. I have an alter ego named Ernie Campari. He's an infomercial host. I would love to run for office as Ernie Campari and see how long I could get away with it.