Friday, April 27, 2007
I don't like being stranded in Dallas. Or anywhere, for that matter. I just got a new cell phone and it's really cool in a super-geek sort of way. I watch Lost. And Heroes. Steven Wright is one of my favorite comics ever. I have skinny legs. I crack my knuckles. I had lasik seven years ago, and it worked so well I can see through clothing. Not really, but I did order X-ray glasses off the back of a comic book when I was about 10 years old. They didn't work either. My son started walking when I was in Dallas. I love pie, all pie, any pie, including cheesecake, which is a pie. I've been making a concerted effort to eat a healthy diet and, what do you know, I feel a lot better. I still drink coffee, though. Love my coffee. I tried some guacamole on Tuesday. Still hate it. Pants: 36x34. Shirt: 16x35. Jacket: 44R. Shoes: 11-1/2.