Friday, May 25, 2007
I lick the knife after putting peanut butter on my English muffin. When speaking, I rarely finish my... what I mean is... you know what I mean. I don't change my oil often enough. I'm reading The Wizard of Oz for the first time. The older I get, the more lactose intolerant I get. I love milk. And ice cream. I'm a Do-It-Yourselfer. I've thrown a Molotov Cocktail. I was once dared to stack four Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, put them all in my mouth and try to chew and swallow them. I tried. I really, really tried. I couldn't do it, therefore it can't be done. Height: 6'1", Weight: 185 lbs., Hair: Brown, Eyes: Hazel. I miss The Rockford Files. I think the song "You're So Vain" is about me. I like chocolate shakes, but lurrrrrve chocolate malts. I never anticipated how entertaining my son would be. I lick my finger and touch the iron to see if it's hot.