Friday, May 25, 2007

Friday Confessions

I lick the knife after putting peanut butter on my English muffin. When speaking, I rarely finish my... what I mean is... you know what I mean. I don't change my oil often enough. I'm reading The Wizard of Oz for the first time. The older I get, the more lactose intolerant I get. I love milk. And ice cream. I'm a Do-It-Yourselfer. I've thrown a Molotov Cocktail. I was once dared to stack four Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, put them all in my mouth and try to chew and swallow them. I tried. I really, really tried. I couldn't do it, therefore it can't be done. Height: 6'1", Weight: 185 lbs., Hair: Brown, Eyes: Hazel. I miss The Rockford Files. I think the song "You're So Vain" is about me. I like chocolate shakes, but lurrrrrve chocolate malts. I never anticipated how entertaining my son would be. I lick my finger and touch the iron to see if it's hot.

9 comments:

Teacake said...

no, me too, me neither, huh, me too, yes, yes, no, no, bet I could do it, never watched it, not me, shakes are better, kids are fun, me too.

Paula said...

I have a bunch of new grey hair, and I haven't colored it and don't really care.

Joe the Troll said...

Thanks for the oil reminder. Gotta do that today.

PJ said...

I lick the dipstick before checking my oil.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I lick the peaunt butter off the knife too!

Damn, 6'1" and 185.

Skinny

I am 5'5" and weigh two hundred and some change. That is why I started to work out again!

Chocolate shakes rock.

Glad to see you again brother. ;-)

O' Tim said...

Just be the last to use the knife, please.
I know what you mean.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Just use medication to tell your stomach to shut up.
You love cereal.
And maybe Hershey's syrup?
I'm a DIYer also, only later when I feel like it.
I've thrown (back) many cocktails.
You were pretty stupid, but hey - free Reese's PB cups.
Handsome devil, you.
Great show - loved Isaac Hayes.
Warren Beatty told me he thinks it's probably about you as well.
You may need professional help with your PB-chocolate obsession.
Chip offada old block, eh?
I can't believe you iron.

Natsthename said...

Lactose intolerant and milk & ice cream-loving. Awwww. That breaks my heart!

Webmiztris said...

I guess as long as you don't spread your PB with a butcher knife, you'll be OK. :)

I'd be willing to try that Reese's PB cup dare. Because even if you fail, you still get a mouthful of PB/chocolately goodness in your mouth, and that's never a bad thing. lol

fringes said...

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz the book is much better than The Wizard of Oz the movie.