A bunch of good stuff thrown in a big pot.
I'm having a party here while you're gone, nyah.Have a FANTASTIC time, good luck with the presentation in Cincinnati, and don't forget what a great mother you have and all that you owe her for being so wonderful.:-)
Uh! I broke the rules. Stayed up all night...on a work night...drinking beer and having naked women parties.Can I get detention with a hot female teacher please?
Blue's my hero...
...pssst...anybody find the keys to the Porsche?
..pssst...anybody find the keys to the Porsche?Will you please shut UP?? I trusted you to keep that to yourself! I'll never trust you again.[the keys are right where I told you I'd leave them, you goofball, on top of the right rear tire, next to Jeff's house key.]
All right, who's the U-Boat commander???
JOYRIDE! Woot! I'm an excellent driver.
"I'm an excellent driver."Just don't let her near your bicycle...
Why do I keep coming by when I know Jeff's not home...????I've been knockin', but no one answers.
Holy shit, I just realized that Jeff said Lights out by 11. Now why didn't I notice that before?[Butthead voice]Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh.Hey Beavith, Jeff thed eleven.Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh.
Hey, Beavis, PJ said "shit".
Awwwright youu guiys, whothefuck's gott my bottetttle of Smier-- Smeeer-- Smoor-- vodka? givaback rite noww fucksers.
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Got a Dad/Kid campin' trip, then to the mountains with the extended family, then to Cincinnati for a big work presentation. Back Thursday.
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I'm having a party here while you're gone, nyah.
Have a FANTASTIC time, good luck with the presentation in Cincinnati, and don't forget what a great mother you have and all that you owe her for being so wonderful.
:-)
Uh! I broke the rules. Stayed up all night...on a work night...drinking beer and having naked women parties.
Can I get detention with a hot female teacher please?
Blue's my hero...
...pssst...anybody find the keys to the Porsche?
..pssst...anybody find the keys to the Porsche?
Will you please shut UP?? I trusted you to keep that to yourself! I'll never trust you again.
[the keys are right where I told you I'd leave them, you goofball, on top of the right rear tire, next to Jeff's house key.]
All right, who's the U-Boat commander???
JOYRIDE! Woot!
I'm an excellent driver.
"I'm an excellent driver."
Just don't let her near your bicycle...
Why do I keep coming by when I know Jeff's not home...????
I've been knockin', but no one answers.
Holy shit, I just realized that Jeff said Lights out by 11. Now why didn't I notice that before?
[Butthead voice]
Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh.
Hey Beavith, Jeff thed eleven.
Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh.
Hey, Beavis, PJ said "shit".
Awwwright youu guiys, whothefuck's gott my bottetttle of Smier-- Smeeer-- Smoor-- vodka? givaback rite noww fucksers.
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