Sunday, April 04, 2004


My buddy Brad called me the other day. While talking, I heard a "beep" through the phone. His cheek had hit one of the buttons, causing it to beep. Happens all the time, no big deal, I said nothing, he kept talking.

But then it happened again. "Beep."

"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked.

"I bumped the button with my cheek."

"Yeah, but you did it twice, asshole."

"Fuck you, it was an accident."

"Fuck you, don't do it again."


Then our conversation picked right up where we'd left off, something about the upcoming hockey playoffs.


My word.


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