Given the popularity of blogs these days, I've taken to inventing some new terms.
13. Superiority Blogplex: Believing your blog is better than everyone else's.
12. Blogcicle: A person who never replies to your comments on his/her blog, nor does he/she ever comment on your blog.
11. Blogochondriac: A person who always blogs about how shitty he or she feels.
10. Bloggit: A gay blogger.
9. Kumblogah: The theme song for Give Peace a Chance bloggers.
8. Blogpolar: When someone is prone to extreme mood swings in their blogs and comments.
7. Kablog: When someone's blog disappears for no apparent reason.
6. Discomblogulated: When you can't remember whose blog you're reading.
5. O.D.B. (Ol' Dirty Blogger): Middle-aged and older men who comment on hot young girls' blogs.
4. Bloggies: A blogger's biggest fans. Dawn has a ridiculous amount of these.
3. Rebloggle: Repost one of your old blog posts because you can't think of anything new to write about.
2. Snakes on a Blog: "Someone get these motherfuckin' snakes off my motherfuckin' blog!"
1. Blog Hags: Hot women who only hang out with men who have blogs.
*The word "Sniglet" stolen from Rich Hall.
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