Tuesday, February 27, 2007

James Cameron Finds Lost Tomb of Jesus.

In other news...

Oliver Stone finds Jimmy Hoffa's body.

David Cronenberg finds an island populated with midget leper necrophiliacs.

Jerry Bruckheimer discovers that Pluto has been knocked off its orbit and is now hurtling toward Earth at an unfathomable speed.

George A. Romero finds a Taco Bell staffed entirely by illegal immigrant zombies.

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